Apocalypse Later

23 May
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I don’t know if you’ve all heard, but over the weekend The Rapture was supposed to occur. For those of you who are not biblically inclined (neither am I, but I’ve done a little bit of research), the true believers are supposed to be sucked up into heaven while the rest of us are left behind with their pets to be consumed in a series of earthquakes.

Clearly that didn’t happen. Unless it did and I just don’t know any true believers so I haven’t noticed anyone missing.

The guy who started all this is now saying that he miscalculated and The Rapture is actually going to happen in October. I won’t be holding my breath.

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